Monday, November 17, 2008

Introducing the: She Wahba

Not a post for the weak hearts

She is not stupid and she won’t act like it. She won’t laugh at every stupid joke you make just to make you feel better. She won’t help, She won’t give you clues! Do your homework and work hard; just because other girls don’t require you to do that it means you are exempt.

Don’t expect her to go easy on you..trust me she won’t. Don’t ever dare to think that what applies to other girls applies on her. Don’t insult her intelligence, She gets offended..and when She is offended there is no telling what She could possibly do.

Don’t apply your Mars and Venus crap on her..it won’t work!
She is feisty and aggressive and won’t cut you any slack..w iza kan 3ageb! She is arrogant yet humble..very kind but can hold a grudge forever..She can be the best or the worst thing that has ever happened to your life.

Don’t get on her bad side..She can take you apart..She eats people like you for breakfast..Don’t try to own her cuz She is not for you..Don’t take her for granted cuz one day you will wake up and find her gone..and then don’t even try to bring her back!

She is smart enough to know that you are lying..and She is strong enough to act as if She believes you till She gets you exactly where She wants..Don’t let the good heart fool you..She turns into evil itself to protect her own..to protect herself.

She can love you like you are love and then hate you like you are the reason for the horrors in the world..She is intellectual, sophisticated, trivial and superficial!

She is the good and bad, The shameful and the magnificent!
Don’t ever judge her cuz you will always be wrong!

If you think you know her..trust me you don’t..cuz She hasn’t even begun..it’s just the outer crust!

She can scare you..intimidate you and make you feel protected and loved..She is crazy..She is sane and She will turn your world upside down…

She is not a child and She won’t act like it just to make you fall in love with the so called innocence! You know what..She won’t ever try to make you fall in love..She won’t tell you that you are her first or one and only..She won’t even try to lie..no matter who you are..you ain’t worth it!

If you wanna hear what you wanna hear..you have all the other girls to tell it..what would you need me for?!

Don’t ever forget that she read Anna Karenina when she was 13 and Crime and Punishment when she was 19..Don’t ever try to impress her with what you know cuz she probably read it somewhere..She would only add to you!

Actually Don’t try to impress her at all..you will just end up embarrassing yourself!

She is so average yet unique..She is who you think she is only So much more..She is no sauce on the top of whatever..She is no appetizer..She is the Main dish!

She is the best Fillet mignon you will ever have in your life, the best damn cordon bleu you will ever have..the finest taba2 foul b el zet el 7ar w a7la taba2 koshary b el da2a w el shata.. will set your life on fire and yet you wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from having more of the sweet torture She can provide.

It’s okay if you stay away..Its only comprehendible for staying close is not a mission for the weak..hearts!

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